Friday, November 27, 2015
Tuesday, November 10, 2015
There are about 4 or 5 photos of Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, George Bush and Laura Bush in formal attire, all standing in front of the White House after a formal dinner waiting for their limos. They all look totally bizarre as if they were just drinking blood and gorging on flesh.
I am nervous and deeply upset.
I am nervous and deeply upset.
Artisan Cheeses Found in the Leadhills Shoppe
- Isle of Mull
- Badentoy Blue
- Swinzie
- Alisa Craig
- Pentland (made in small quantities and not widely available)
Monday, November 9, 2015
Immoral and Wrong
One thing that is very immoral and wrong is being kept out of karaoke night at the Houpeton Arms. Seems the Leadhills Shoppe counterman, Mr. Stupidhead, has been spreading tales about me. Now the lads and lasses are being deprived of hearing my resonant voice singing "I Will Survive".
Well, if Mr. Stupidhead is going to treat me like a rat, I'll act like a rat. Tomorrow I can be found at the Leadhills Shoppe, gnawing on their cheese. WHO MOVED YOUR CHEESE NOW, BIG GUY?
Well, if Mr. Stupidhead is going to treat me like a rat, I'll act like a rat. Tomorrow I can be found at the Leadhills Shoppe, gnawing on their cheese. WHO MOVED YOUR CHEESE NOW, BIG GUY?
Monday, November 2, 2015
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