Thursday, October 22, 2015

Mother has proof I'm not insane but refuses to share that information with the court-ordered psychiatrist.  I bought two more toasters so that I can maintain the constant smell of slightly burnt bread.  It drives out her old lady stench.
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  1. BelindaOctober 22, 2015 at 11:18 AM

    That ought to show her.

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  2. RobbieOctober 22, 2015 at 2:40 PM

    If that doesn't work, you could get the Fulham Boys to break in and rearrange all her CDs.

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